![]() The adreline rush that accompanied her feelings of empowerment and her high levels of intellegience enabled Mona to be seemingly all-knowing and omnipresent.” Sullivan: “She was living in an extended state of hyper-reality. So I guess I was relieved in a way (which is probably the wrong feeling to feel) because I had been scared that they were gonna make her a psycho killer - especially after she implied that she was bisexual a few weeks back, cuz then we’d have the psycho bisexual killer trope! does that make sense?Īlso i’m in serious denial about tara from true blood, if we come back and she’s actually dead i’m gonna be really mad, i’m holding out hope that she gets vampire-rescued.ĭid anyone else feel like this made absolutely no fucking sense?ĭr. so there were like 15 different possibilities for her next move and all of them seemed terrible and also bad for representation. i was really worried that she was gonna be A or on the A-Team or involved in a secret relationship with Noel Cahn or Jason DiLaurentis or something. i didn’t mean to sound like i was creating a hierarchy of terrible storylines or making an official statement about queer poc visibility (i don’t think it’s my right to do so, for starters), i was just sharing my own personal subjective emotional reaction to the show as a viewer, which is inherently short-sighted and i also clearly don’t know what i’m talking about, thank you for pointing that out for me and for the link.īasically, when they made maya crazy, i felt like something bad was gonna happen or she was on her way out. Yes, you’re right, totally, i don’t disagree with you and everything you say/feel is true. Then there’s Aria, who’s just terrified of being alone for one second and therefore tends to err on the side of groupthink.Īnd we return to poor Hanna, perched atop Ezra’s sled-bed of Amore, who just wants to make out with her lesbian boyfriend and/or lesbian girlfriend and tell everyone the truth about everything including but not limited to The Truth About Jane.Īria tells Hanna to get the fuck off that bed ’cause it’s crime scene I MEAN it’s “sacred ground,” which’s maybe the lamest way ever to inform your friends that you’ve ridden Pedo Ezra’s homey hobby horse, but who cares, really, let’s get back to this pen Spencer found: Wechsler Scale Spencer’s got the strongest familial stake in the matter but moreso Spencer’s the Genius who’s gotta get the right answer, always, has gotta untangle all of life’s messy strings. See, Emily’s got to solve the puzzle ’cause she’s got this untenable attraction to “the right thing” (punishing evil-doers, rewarding the good, making sure life is fair). ![]() Of the four, Hanna’s always been the most reluctant about the psychotic A-labyrinth they’re all embroiled in, and the most eager to return to normality. suspects Garret Reynolds joined the force to conceal his criminal activities and compensate for the shape and size of his genitals. ![]() We open in Spencer’s Pretty Little Pantry Kitchenspace, where her newly-installed flat screen television announces that Garret Reynolds has pled “not guilty” to the murder of you-know-who and that the P.D. It’s really not funny at all and I think that’s ’cause there is SO MUCH PLOT, like SO MUCH, that there’s really no room for jokes, and so maybe deciding to recap this episode was stupid on so many levels! Anyhow please comment to make me feel better, please. I mean, it’s funnier than if you did it yourself (unless your name is Jacob Clifton or Heather Hogan), but it’s not, you know, really funny. Then there was this stuff happening with my apartment and furniture that you care about less than you care about Aria and Ezra swapping spit in the Blue Lagoon, so long story somewhat-shorter-than-necessary - this is late, and I’m sorry. Because why be here…Īnyhow, due to the inherently epic nature of a season finale, I decided to attempt a recap of the entire g-ddamn episode (usually I stick to the gay parts), which may or may not have been a poor estimation of my talents/time/abilities. At this point, they really should all just move. Clearly there’s no limit to the length of Rosewood’s school year or the amount of psychological torture its prettiest littlest liars are capable of enduring. This week on Pretty Little Liars, we were promised A’s big reveal but knew, due to the Rules of Television, that promise-keepers are losers/weepers and chances that we’d get all the answers were slim/none. ![]()
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